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Dear

fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest

fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

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Massive Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament. Whomever wins has fought for your love with the most basic of weapons and clearly deserves your love the most!

Of course, Aeryn will most likely win by choosing "Death Glare" every round and will be angry with you - again - for holding such a tournament in the first place.

And, once again, Tick is a genius. Rock-Paper-Scissors would also prove their mental skills as well as their hand eye coordination. It'll be a competition for my love and a recruitment at the same time.

Of course, Aeryn will most likely win by choosing "Death Glare" every round and will be angry with you - again - for holding such a tournament in the first place.

Aeryn is keeping secrets from me right now! I am becoming suspicious...

Secrets? ~~That's it. You should really just dump her and hook up with Janet. Just saying...~~

~~Bite your tounge! He should hook up with Lee! Out of subtext!~~

~~Why not both?~~

~~Sir, you are a genius!~~

~~That's what I keep telling people!~~

Oh honey, Lee and I are pretty much out of subtext. Check the roof party from last night as we cling to each other in a manly way.

I was busy ~~subtexting like bunnies with Angelus~~ organising the Leather Fashion Show at the JA meeting!

You're organizing a fashion show? Will you be wearing a fluffy pink dress?

Even better, black leather, cut in a ~~tight~~ classic, ~~revealing~~ comfortable style.

Hmm. Should I invite the Widow Twanky to come and watch and see how her special girl is thriving?

No, the travel expenses are too much. In any case, wouldn't you prefer to come and ~~model~~ watch yourself?

Purely for academic reasons of course.

Can I watch?

Of course you can ~~even model if like~~, what's a fashion show without an audience?

Yes, secrets! She does not like to talk to me. I am not trustworthy! ~~She shall be my secret, cuddle bunny and we can have illicit encounters in the library!~~

Of course you're not trustworthy! ~~You keep having secret cuddle bunnies!~~

OMG YOU HAVE KILLED ME BY HURTING MY FEELINGS. I AM DED.

~~But they're secrets...she does not know!~~

Well, as long as we can be secret cuddle bunnies. Because if Daniel catches us he'll turn into Dr. Darkside, and that's never good! OMG. *runs away and scribbles plotty-type notes*

~~PLOTTY TYPE NOTES WHEEE!~~

~~*SEKRITLY SNUGGLES IN THE LIBRARY WHILE WRITING OUT PLOTTY-TYPE NOTES*~~

*notes that there is a hyphen in plotty-type which can't be seen in strikeout*

All hyphens are Us now!

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