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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

Comments

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*LOVES JOHN WITH ALL HIS HEART AND MIND AND SOUL...IGNORE THE TIME WHEN I SAID I LOVED KARA MORE ESP AS SHE'LL LEAVE ME FOR ANDERS, THAT SEXPOT!!! I LOVE JOHN FOR HE IS HONEST AND TRUEEEEEE*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*TAKES LEE'S LOVE AND RUNS OFF TO MESOPOTAMIA (IT DOES EXIST) AND READS HIM BOOKS AND BRUSHES HIS HAIR AND RIDES CAMELS WITH HIM AND LIVES IN A DESERT PALACE FOREVERZ*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*LEE'S HEART BURSTS WITH LOVE AND ADORATION AND CAPSLOCKY JOYYYY!!!!!1*

[janet_fraiser]

You do that and you'll run into the librarian. And then what will you do?

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

ORGY! (*duh!*)

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

*HAPPILY JUMPS INTO CAPTAIN HUNKALIOUS' ARMS AND TEACHES HIM A FEW THINGS ABOUT SEXING OMG*

I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY BITCH

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG *HATES*!!!!