(no subject)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

Comments

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

*HAPPILY JUMPS INTO CAPTAIN HUNKALIOUS' ARMS AND TEACHES HIM A FEW THINGS ABOUT SEXING OMG*

I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY BITCH

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG *HATES*!!!!