ext_251134 ([identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-02 07:47 am
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Dear [livejournal.com profile] fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest [livejournal.com profile] fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!
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[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
NOES! *doesn't have enough arms*

*throws Vala over one shoulder and rescues John with his other arm*

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*flutters eyelashes at Cam*

You're my hero!

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! Back-off GoldAss! I've stolen your emo thread here and I intend to keep it that way OMG!

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't make me fight you, Grandma! I will Rose Nyland on you!

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*is turned on that people are fighting over him*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Just stand out of the way and look pretty, BoyToy...

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
*admires... and gets distracted*

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*puts a banana peel under your shoe*

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM NOT THE ONE WHO GOT DISTRACTED BY CAM'S HOTNESS!

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
But... but... just *look* at him!!! *old-lady flails*

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*flaunts hotness*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG you're not even old enough to have watched that show!

*remembers time before VCRs, microwave ovens, and cable! when once something was gone, it was gone for good!

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM TOO! I WATCH IT ALL THE TIME.

"Back in St. Olaf..."

LET'S GO GRANNY BLOND STREAK!

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG RERUNS DON'T COUNT!!!!

BRING IT ON! I'M OLDER! AND I HAVE MORE INSURANCE!!!

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*PUSHES YOUR LIFE ALERT BUTTON*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!!

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG I WIN!

*slides your walker over to help you up*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*hates on you sooooooooooooooooooooooo much* >:-p

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[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com - 2005-11-03 02:21 (UTC) - Expand

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*loves you despite being older and more wiser and more experienced then me*

*gives you a non alcoholic beer because alcohol is dangerous for the older!*

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[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com - 2005-11-02 20:26 (UTC) - Expand

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*admires*
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