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Of all the muns in all the world, I had to end up with her.

You know, she will never pass up a chance to angst me? Never. "Who wants to be evil for a day?" I don't want to be evil, but here I am, marching up to the desk to be evil. Wtf. Can I have one good week? Just one? Okay, maybe not good. Can I have a week where there's no boyfriend angst then? I mean, I know I'm in character, but come on! Can we please have a musical comedy version of this so I can just let go a little bit already? With no consequences for me? No? Just checking.

*lowers voice* You won't believe how many times she's killed me in fanfic. Several. She's psycho, someone help me.

I was safer with Kemper.

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Just think, though, An. When you're evil, you're not emo!

There's no emo in Sith. *nods*

It'd be worse if you were Bel. Because you can't DEMON without EMO.

Sign me up then. Force, if I have to listen to another Dashboard Confessional album, I'm going to go Dark Side on her ass just for spite.

*distracts Anakin-mun with pretty pictures of Padme*

*is also distracted by the pictures*

What? Oh. Ohh!

*nods encouragingly* Sith. It's the only way to go.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!

It's hers.

Yes, hers.

Whose? Mine?

*innocent eyes*

I never called you an emo-demon in the newspaper. You imagined that.

*eyes Bel's mun*

No, hers! *eyes mun*

Am cute all the time.

Oh. Hers. Yes, well.

~~It would be good sex though. But then Phoebe would kill us both and we would be sad.~~

Angelus has a good mun who does not torture him like our muns do. Angelus is allowed to have sex with whomever he wants to with no guilt. Our muns would let us have mind-blowing sex and then destroy our lives with the guilt. It's not fair! *flails*

She does occasionally torture him with Callisto, but he's even starting to like her. So, it's really not fair at all. On the other hand, his unrequited lust for you is somewhat torturous. Poor boy isn't getting enough boy. So maybe that's the torture? Too much girl for him? *grin*

They would. Stupid muns. They'd do some kind of a spell or make us think something horrible happened to Phoebe and we'd end up with fireplay, unnecessary but entirely consensual roughness, and days worth of naked touching. And then we'd finally get our heads together, leave whereever you'd shimmered us and Phoebe would be there...alive. And OMGANGST. I'm glad we're in strikethrough or the muns would plotbunny.

*smug look* Yes, he wants me so much he can taste it, doesn't he? But now that he owns me *glares at mun*, who knows what may happen? *whimper*

OMG you're evil -- don't give them any ideas!

Oooh. I love it whe you're smug. *laughs* Yes he does own you. And he gave me a piece of you for myself. *is lying* I guarantee whatever happens there will be leashes involved.

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It's not my fault we have chemistry and they can't resist screwing around with it. Stop with the unintentional foreplay and maybe we'll get away unscathed!

*squeaks*

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He's renting me out now? Oh, the shame. Daddy, how can you do this to me?

I can't help it that you love it when I growl and pull your hair!

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No. Not renting. Share and share alike. He'd probably give you a piece of me, too if you asked nice enough.

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Not that he owns me. Because he doesn't. And he doesn't want to. *nods*

*purrs*

Hell. Bel don't even say it. It's like an automatic reaction now. *headdesk*

Oh, face it, we are both so owned because our muns are all "Oooh, Angelus, please come fuck with my pup!" and then they giggle and plot more evil and make us angst and weep and flail.

We should go on strike.

You're right. Stupid bitches. We should refuse to have anything to do with Angelus or each other or...

and...

Wait. How is this a good idea?

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You got a point there.

Is teh angst worth the hot sex?

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how often do you think about that kiss?

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...probably more than I should but it's her fault! *flails*

Exactly. *nods*

Bel...we're doomed. Either we get no sex and angst over that. Or we get sex and angst over it.

There's no escaping teh sex angst!

If we have to angst regardless we might as well enjoy the sex, too.

But only if Phoebe won't leave me because OMG SOULMATE.

~~Did you really just say that?~~