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[can_be_more]

Of all the muns in all the world, I had to end up with her.

You know, she will never pass up a chance to angst me? Never. "Who wants to be evil for a day?" I don't want to be evil, but here I am, marching up to the desk to be evil. Wtf. Can I have one good week? Just one? Okay, maybe not good. Can I have a week where there's no boyfriend angst then? I mean, I know I'm in character, but come on! Can we please have a musical comedy version of this so I can just let go a little bit already? With no consequences for me? No? Just checking.

*lowers voice* You won't believe how many times she's killed me in fanfic. Several. She's psycho, someone help me.

I was safer with Kemper.

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[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*sulks*

I hate her OMG

She's never gonna let me have sex ever. I can tell. She has this...glint... in her eye.

She's so on my list when I go evil. Which could happen eight or nine times, judging by her scary little brain.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

You'll stay evil forever then! You won't even come to the class reunion! Wah! Who will sing Bunny Foo Foo for us if you're not there? Wahhhh!

[can_be_more]

I'm sure Barbossa will play the remix.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Well, that's true.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I'll come to the reunion! I just won't donate to the Alumni Association because I am evil.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Just think, though, An. When you're evil, you're not emo!

There's no emo in Sith. *nods*

It'd be worse if you were Bel. Because you can't DEMON without EMO.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Sign me up then. Force, if I have to listen to another Dashboard Confessional album, I'm going to go Dark Side on her ass just for spite.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*distracts Anakin-mun with pretty pictures of Padme*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*is also distracted by the pictures*

What? Oh. Ohh!

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*nods encouragingly* Sith. It's the only way to go.

[demonbelthazor]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!

It's hers.

Yes, hers.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Whose? Mine?

*innocent eyes*

I never called you an emo-demon in the newspaper. You imagined that.

*eyes Bel's mun*

[demonbelthazor]

No, hers! *eyes mun*


Am cute all the time.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Oh. Hers. Yes, well.

[fates_jaye]

Pssst. Is she looking?

*gropes*

It's something, at least.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Yay!

*gropes back*

[fates_jaye]

Hey, this is more action than I thought I was ever gonna get here. *nods towards broom closet*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*follows into the broom closet*

*engages in various activities that could be described using lightsaber metaphors*

[fates_jaye]

*opens door momentarily to throw talking animals OUT, omg*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Aww. If you want, after Aeryn kills me for coming on to her boyfriend, we can have teh drunken comfort sex.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you be dead, though? I mean, I have some standards.

*glares at mun* Well, I might have some standards if she ever asked.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I'd be alive again, with me death doesn't really take. Just really drunk.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Okay then. Let me finish with Jaye first. Yay for finally getting some action!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Yay for getting some non-subtext, non-vampire action!

[can_be_more]

You too, huh?