fandomtherapy | Fight with Yourself!

Because it is Friday and I need something funny and distracting ...

Go ahead. Get it all out.

Fight with yourself.

Yeah, okay, but you're missing the point.

You just said you're a pacifist.

So?!

So what reason would I have to pick a fight with you?

Man, trying to argue with you is like trying to argue with a dining room table.

*sighs* You're aware stealing is a crime, yes?

. . . What?

It's also a sin.

What are you babbling about, mad man?

You stole that from Congressman Barney Frank.

. . . It was a literary allusion.

It was a blatant display of unoriginality.

Says the guy who spends all his time with fanfiction.

That's completely different. That falls under fair use and credit is given to the creators of the original material.

Fine, then. I say that literary allusions are fair use, too. You know, as long as we're making up copyright law on the fly, here.

Individuals have a right to due credit when someone makes use of their intellectual property!

PROPERTY IS THEFT! *tackles*

*falls over, mostly from surprise*

. . . What?

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Now you're just making things up!

FREE CHE GUEVARA!

Che Guevara is dead!

Help! I'm being oppressed!

I have no time for your idiocy.

You have nothing but time for my idiocy, and you know it.

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