OMG SUCKS

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Liek, all of my friends have AT LEAST gotten to third base. And now with Archie getting laid, am I THE ONLY ONE still a technical virgin?! Gods, I hate Kara "Let's hold hands and cuddle and not talk about stuff!" Thrace! I hope she's a cylon messiah or some crap like that!

THERAPIZE ME. (*said similar to "moisturize me, moisturize me!"* ...ah Doctor Who. *hearts*)

Comments

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Right. Just flirting. And going out to dinner, and walking home alone in the dark and me giving her a key to her my apartment, and her coming in to drink herself silly. Nothing to worry about at all. Because I'm a gentleman. No, wait... I'm not.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

You are cruel and I hate you and maybe I'll start flirting with you besides.

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Laugh it up, whippersnapper. Hmmmm, you, me, CJ...

Also, I love this icon. *can't stop staring*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

You've seen me with a sword, smartass. well, I DID venture it to her OOG...the question is whether or not you'd flirt back.

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

I think there is precious little the smart-ass Immortal who lives in my head *wouldn't* do.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're game, then let's play, ancient boy.

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

*chuckles evilly, and out of subtext* I'm all for it.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

You ain't seen nothin' yet. Come find me later, I'm in Deb's.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Omg. I wish I was CJ.

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Baby, with the number of women who fall down dead at the sight of your arms, you don't *need* any more complications.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I JUST WANNA GET LAID!!!! *whines*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*Grabs him and throws him down*

Brace yourself, babe.

*jumps*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Sweet! *braces self*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHIE!!!*

(How long can you hold your breath for, anyway?)

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*crushes her tightly into his arms of love!*

(Let's find out, babykins)

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*MWAH!*

(good call. Arms! Arms of love! Wooo!)

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*kisses those cherry lips, that soft perky little nose and along her hard and cruel jawline!*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*rubs the chest of Apollo! Biceps, yay!*

*OMG, misses Jarod like whoa suddenly*

Wah!

*more smoochies to get over emo, damnit!*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Dude, you totally have the wrong blonde then. I hear all of the other blondes at FH are way more willing to get jiggy with it.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*whaps you*
*kisses you*
*ties you up*

Shut up. You're next.

*Goes back to ravishing Adama.*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

BUT I WANT KARA! *sad cries*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

FINE! BE LIKE THAT! WAH!

*goes over to ravish on Charlie, if Lee's gonna be emo!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*kissesssssssss!*

Damnit, where's my lingerie icon?

*goes to look for it*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Well, well. Parkie, you minx.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Hey! Do not use the Name of Doom, damnit!

Besides, you called me a dominatrix. Thought I didn't catch that, didn't you?

*rummages for leather*