http://pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-06 11:06 pm

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ZOMG I was so very close to getting some from my very hot red headed girlfriend and then we get in a fight! Dammit! *Is never getting any* Of course that might be the best thing cause that would make me a literal mother fucker.

Do not even get me started on my daddy issues.

*uses emo icon and listens to Fall Out Boy*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
*is distracted by icon hotness* Yes, but gay sex won't result in children. Your mommy wants grandkids to hate.

Lick your Tattoo? Why don't you lead with that next time you're trying to sex me up? That might get you somewhere!


[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it won't really matter if you never get around to doing me, will it?

See! Good boy - we've been dating for a month now, and you finally think of giving me a pet name. I like the "Hey baby, check out my [anything]" approach. Come on, be creative, and make sure it involves touching.