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[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

ZOMG I was so very close to getting some from my very hot red headed girlfriend and then we get in a fight! Dammit! *Is never getting any* Of course that might be the best thing cause that would make me a literal mother fucker.

Do not even get me started on my daddy issues.

*uses emo icon and listens to Fall Out Boy*

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[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Yes, but if I did him, I would not be gay. Me? Girl. You? Boy. Sheesh, what do they teach you in those pureblood families anyway?

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Hey, whatever stops the inbreeding. And OMG play nice or you won't get to lick my hawt tattoo!

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*is distracted by icon hotness* Yes, but gay sex won't result in children. Your mommy wants grandkids to hate.

Lick your Tattoo? Why don't you lead with that next time you're trying to sex me up? That might get you somewhere!

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

*loves Draco!sneer so much* My mommy loves me no matter what I do. Hopefully. For your sake.

I would have before but mun always forgets he has one. *head desk* You like the "Hey baby, check out my ink." approach, eh? Kinky wench.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Well, it won't really matter if you never get around to doing me, will it?

See! Good boy - we've been dating for a month now, and you finally think of giving me a pet name. I like the "Hey baby, check out my [anything]" approach. Come on, be creative, and make sure it involves touching.