http://pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-06 11:06 pm

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ZOMG I was so very close to getting some from my very hot red headed girlfriend and then we get in a fight! Dammit! *Is never getting any* Of course that might be the best thing cause that would make me a literal mother fucker.

Do not even get me started on my daddy issues.

*uses emo icon and listens to Fall Out Boy*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
The latter, unfortunately. Draco hasn't been able to seal the deal. But a big strong man like you, I bet you've never had that problem, have you?

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Never. Never had a problem sealing it at least five times before the sun rose either.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
*jaw drops to the floor*

*regains composure*

Well, I like the sound of that, Big Daddy.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Being undead means never having to worry about a refractory period

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
No need to breathe = oral sex in hottubs.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Now think about how much practice I've had at applying suction to key areas....

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. Wear your robes and nothing else. Except maybe some stilettos

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
I like the way you wriggle

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
*wriggles for Daddy*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Back off emo-boy. It's bad enough you won't fuck me, but now you're trying to steal my other prospects?!

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Please, like Angelus won't do you both.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but I need to be first. Er, well, before Draco at least. It's a matter of pride.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
*rolls eyes* Yeah, you don't need to tell me that you don't mind waiting...

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Does not suggest Draco may have some problems down there, hence the waiting.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
But you make it too easy being all sweet and kind and emo-ly gay.

*snuggles*

[identity profile] master-of-fear.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
You know, Jonathan has always liked you. And he has no problem with a little pain, FYI

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, why didn't you say that before? We could have done so much more on AIM, baby.