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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Everytime I get sent intel about you, you're either eating toast, writing poetry or doing OTHER not for wee kid's ears!

Son, you're almost 18 and you're sleeping with a teddy bear. SOMETHING IS WRONG.

I went off to provide you! Your constant attitude and consistent rebellion only makes me love Zak more. I'm beginning to think you're a Cylon, Lee....if that is your real name.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

...omg, I will send you a letter of my IMPORTANT DEALINGS LIKE HOW I'M WORKING FOR THE DEAN OF THE SCHOOL!

I'm sleeping with a beautiful woman, not a teddy bear. Nothing's wrong with me.


....*hates*

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

*offers to follow you around and take pictures for you to send to your big meanie of a dad*

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

My son should be filling out his War College applications, not having his picture taken!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

Well maybe he is, you big blow-hard! Instead of assuming, why don't you ask him what he's doing? Quit relying on other people's reports.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

...

You sound like a Cylon? Only a Cylon or Widow Twanky would talk to me like that!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

I'm not a Cylon. I'm sexier than a Cylon. Also, I worship Callisto and you making her cry made me hate you.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

A Cylon, Widow Twanky, or someone who sees that your insecurities surrounding your masculinity lead you to put down on your son who is secure enough in his own to engage in so-called "girly" acts without fear of censure!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Just wait until Kara hears you called her a "teddy bear"!