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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Your arms make me weak at the knees, John.

[can_be_more]

Well, they're good arms.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Matched with him in tight black leather pants? It's amazing either of us can stand in his presence.

[can_be_more]

That's why I usually lay down.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I have the incredible urge to be on my knees, actually.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*faints dead away*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*comforts*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*cuddles into your manly bosom*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*is not really interested in cuddling but will do whatever makes John happy*

[can_be_more]

If that's not in subtext, you might be honing in on my territory, you know.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

It's in fandomtherapy, I'm a bit more loose here, gorgeous.

[can_be_more]

Looser than the smalltext threesome?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[can_be_more]

Wow, that is loose.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Not as loose as you're gonna get.

[can_be_more]

Promise?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*faints dead away AGAIN*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Oh baby, Crichton may be masterful with his tongue but my fingers are magic.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Oh, the nicknames you give me when you're "lying down..."

[can_be_more]

You earn them.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

See, I knew you could name things!

[can_be_more]

Well, those are special circumstances.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

And you're oh so good at it. Just like you're good at that...*other* thing.

[can_be_more]

Which other thing? There are quite a few.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

The very flexible thing.