fandomtherapy | I need to be therapized!

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I need to be therapized!

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil ~~and a little bit gay~~ boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.

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Slide rule? What *do* you mean? I don't understand. Why doesnt he just use a calculator like everyone else?

He's old school. He cares about having a hands-on approach. I can tell.

Now I'm imagining an after class hands-on experience. Thank you!

I'm feeling the need for after class tutoring session coming on...

Really? I would think that the head of the scienc club woud be good at Math.

*sighs* Yes, but after class tutoring sessions give us a chance to get him alone. ~~Where no one can hear him scream.~~

~~You're bringing the scarves and gags, I'll bring the hot oils.~~

~~I like the sound of this already!~~

~~We must secure our educational futures. In bed.~~

You can never be too careful about your studies.

Then what are you doing here. Shouldn't you be studying math?

Marty. I'll give you a hint - boys have slide rules and girls don't...

So how do girls figure out advanced calculations?

We know which buttons to press in an emergency situation. You know, plus, minus, square root...

Yes, because being a good...partner means knowing exactly what buttons to press, and how hard to press them.

Mmm, a good... study buddy... knows how to manipulate the equipment properly.

What equipment do you need to manipulate in Math? It's numbers.

We're talking about how we want to screw the Math professor, Marty. Yikes. What's up with you today? Are you back with Angela? Has smoke got in your eyes?

*Blinks*

So we're *not* talking about Math?

I'm starting to think you've never manipulated anyone's equipment, Marty. That's kind of sad.

Oh I've worked with other people's equipment. When I was back in grosse pointe I was always borrowing my neighbor's hedge clippers. And one time I got to use a trench digger.

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Is your calculator broken? Because they sell them down at the emporium and the buttons aren't worn out. Are your buttons worn out?

If you wear out the buttons, you aren't doing it right.

That depends on how long you've been pressing the buttons. If you've been working all night and then get worn out, that's been a pretty good time.

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