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[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

So. Tell me about your mother.

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[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

That's why we're here. To catalog your back issues and categorize them.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

My dad - there is no categorizing him. Seriously.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we could, if we try.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

What do you want to know?

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

What are your intentions here at Fandom?

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

To graduate and become a model role citizen. Yeah.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

And how's that working out for you?

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

I try not to lie.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Have you been setting a good example otherwise?

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Yes. I think so. There is this one doctor though.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Do go on.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Well, he's older of course. But I don't consider age in these sorts of situations.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Do you have a thing for older men? Doctors?

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

No. Not particularly. Not until I saw him.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

And how did you react?

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

I sort of got this feeling...

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

...and um, well, I don't know. It was just a reaction and stuff.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

How did you react?

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Like I wanted to eat him alive?

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Well, many cultures have a feeling for that. It's called 'cannibalism'.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Ew. Not that kind of feeling, Doctor. Ew. That's just, ew.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

So you had a feeling for this doctor?

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I should be telling you this. You might, like, tell my dad or something.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

No, you're covered under the client patient privilege. Unless you want me to tell your dad. You've been a bad, bad girl.