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What did your mun make you do this weekend?

I think I offered to run away with three men. After a lot of 'tender' kissing. I wish I could just hate her to death right now. I really do.

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I got a new face and now my mun wants me to keep it.

I also died three times: Once by heart attack, once when Gavin pulled the plug, and the last time, when I was a vampire, Gavin stabbed a high heel through my chest.

The sex was great. I take issue with the part where I was originally a woman named Barbie.

She made me sleep with Logan.

I'm going to KILL her.

...

Wait. What?

LOGAN?!

I have pictures.

I hate you, too.

*looks adorable*

Why couldn't I have slept with you?

Because I was sleeping with Angel?

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demonbelthazor - 2008-10-13 18:11 (UTC) - Expand

OH pretty...

Yes.

...

That explains so much, you know.

What the hell could it possibly explain other than that my mun is a demented sadist???

I didn't- er. My evil twin didn't get out much this weekend, thank Shiva, 'cause of some weird Canadian holiday weekend thing about Thanks and Giving it.

This'd probably comfort me more if she didn't turn me into an idiotic rich half-Wutai bastard child of some Wutaiian double-agent and his dark mistress from Midgar, yoto. And then it turned out we had a triplet. And a long-lost sister. And I was dead in a closet and then the writers retconned it?

I hate my mun, yo.

And your evil twin kind of hit on me.

That was special.

She insists it would'a been hot.

Did I mention I hate her? I do.

Mine is saying that if she hadn't already played out a scene that happened after that one that she didn't want to retcon, she might have gone for it.

They're twisted, evil women.

Mine made retconning into part of my plot for the weekend. You got no idea how thankful I am that your mun has standards, yo.

I met nicer people who want me dead, yo. I was shot and then not by one of 'em this weekend. The hell.

I had a Gollum-like split personality. The sad thing? That sorta happened in canon.

She made me pregnant with twins ... Hellboy's twins.

And that's actually canon for me, along with him exposing the place where I'm going to be working to the public...

I was a lot younger, had hair, could blind young people with my chest, and had all kinds of personalities and each of them spoke a different language. And apparently one of them was a psycho killer, even though it was never revealed which one.

It was actually Molee. He's British and British people who aren't named "Kenobi" are evil.

....'healed by the power of our love'...

Just vape me now, before this gets back to Janson and I never live it down.

I slept with my boyfriend's brother and had a catfight with a good friend of mine who was sleeping my boyfriend. Oh! And I was being blackmailed for being part of a terrorist environmental organization.

She made me sleep with my sister's boyfriend. The other one this time. The one I hate.

...I knocked up my Homecoming date, spent the whole weekend in bed with her, and found out that my dad was HM Murdock...who...knocked up his ladyfriend's maid and now I have half brothers wtf?

And did I mention I was played by Patrick Swayze?

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