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Dear

fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest

fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

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but Aeryn has first dibs.

Lee, I never knew you could be so manly, and assertive.

~~And gods, after meeting your father, I totally understand why you're freaking emo all the time.~~

When it comes to John, I am a viking.

~~*sad cries*~~

The viking look suits you.

*pats Lee's manly arms in sympathy* At least you didn't end up crying on his dress uniform.

*puffs out chest and looks stern*

~~Oh noes! What happened?~~

*swoons due to Lee's forceful manliness*

He lectured me in public, then brought up my burninated family. It made my cry. *looks sad*

*pats the swooned female gently*

~~That fiend!!~~

*is grateful for Lee's tender, manly concern*

~~It was terrible, he was so very mean.~~

Will you hear the horned helmet in bed?

~~*plotz revenge against your father for hurting you*~~

Anything you want baby, as long as you're mine.

~~OMG MY HERO! Shoot him in the chest twice! And then..err... wait...~~

Awesome. *gets camera ready* Come and conquer me, baby.

~~OKAY! MAYBE THIS TIME HE WILL STAY ASLEEP AND YOU CAN BE THE COMMANDER SINCE YOU ARE THE HEIR ADAMA!~~

*RAVISHES ALL ALPHA-LIKE*

*SNIFFS* I AM THE HEIR OF GALACTICA DAMNIT! AND MY EVIL UNCLE LOCKED ME UP AND CAME ONTO MY FATHER'S LOVE INTEREST AND LOCKED HER UP WITH ME TOO. OH THE LADY PROTESTED TOO MUCH SO I HAD TO CONTACT MY OLD SCHOOL BUDDY ROSENCRAZAREK TO HELP US AND HORANASTASIA TO BE MY MOST NOBLE ROMAN PARTNER IN CRIME. ... AND YEAH.*

How can I resist that?

*PICKS LEE TO LOVE OMG*

*LOVES JOHN WITH ALL HIS HEART AND MIND AND SOUL...IGNORE THE TIME WHEN I SAID I LOVED KARA MORE ESP AS SHE'LL LEAVE ME FOR ANDERS, THAT SEXPOT!!! I LOVE JOHN FOR HE IS HONEST AND TRUEEEEEE*

*TAKES LEE'S LOVE AND RUNS OFF TO MESOPOTAMIA (IT DOES EXIST) AND READS HIM BOOKS AND BRUSHES HIS HAIR AND RIDES CAMELS WITH HIM AND LIVES IN A DESERT PALACE FOREVERZ*

*LEE'S HEART BURSTS WITH LOVE AND ADORATION AND CAPSLOCKY JOYYYY!!!!!1*

You do that and you'll run into the librarian. And then what will you do?

ORGY! (*duh!*)

*HAPPILY JUMPS INTO CAPTAIN HUNKALIOUS' ARMS AND TEACHES HIM A FEW THINGS ABOUT SEXING OMG*

I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY BITCH

OMG *HATES*!!!!

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