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[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

ZOMG I was so very close to getting some from my very hot red headed girlfriend and then we get in a fight! Dammit! *Is never getting any* Of course that might be the best thing cause that would make me a literal mother fucker.

Do not even get me started on my daddy issues.

*uses emo icon and listens to Fall Out Boy*

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[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Look at my roommate! You'd do him too! He's got pretty blue eyes.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Yes, but if I did him, I would not be gay. Me? Girl. You? Boy. Sheesh, what do they teach you in those pureblood families anyway?

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Hey, whatever stops the inbreeding. And OMG play nice or you won't get to lick my hawt tattoo!

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*is distracted by icon hotness* Yes, but gay sex won't result in children. Your mommy wants grandkids to hate.

Lick your Tattoo? Why don't you lead with that next time you're trying to sex me up? That might get you somewhere!

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

*loves Draco!sneer so much* My mommy loves me no matter what I do. Hopefully. For your sake.

I would have before but mun always forgets he has one. *head desk* You like the "Hey baby, check out my ink." approach, eh? Kinky wench.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Well, it won't really matter if you never get around to doing me, will it?

See! Good boy - we've been dating for a month now, and you finally think of giving me a pet name. I like the "Hey baby, check out my [anything]" approach. Come on, be creative, and make sure it involves touching.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Umm, Draco, in AIM convos? I've totally sexed her, also? I've replaced you with her in evil form as my BFF, much love,

-Jonathan

P.S. Hot icon!

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Dear Jonathan,

Thanks for making me sound like a whore in a public post.

~Lily

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Dear Lily,

You're Welcome.

-Jonathan

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

You were fantastic, though - when can we ditch emo-boy and do it again?

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Was so about to ask Jonathan the same thing.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

You were about to ask Jonathan when you can ditch emo-boy?

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

I was going for the do it again thing. I embrace the emo.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Well that's not asking him the same thing. That's asking half of the same thing.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

See what I have to overcome in this relationship? Total lack of clarity in our communication!!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

It's an uphill battle, clearly.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

I know, sheesh!

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Now now, you wouldn't want me to be too clear. That'd scare you off. And ZOMG that can't happen. *snuggles*

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

What, you think I might have a problem with some of your extracurricular activities?

Also, 'Snuggles'? Add that to the list of readons why we haven't done it yet.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

You know, kind of nervous about how the whole killing people thing will go over. Or maybe you're into that type of thing?

And you love snuggles and you know it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Hmm, not so much. Okay, carry on hiding that one.

I do. You're right. But that's only because I don't yet know how much I'll love having sex with you... and Jonathan. But really, if snuggling is your goal, I'm right there with you.