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[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

ZOMG I was so very close to getting some from my very hot red headed girlfriend and then we get in a fight! Dammit! *Is never getting any* Of course that might be the best thing cause that would make me a literal mother fucker.

Do not even get me started on my daddy issues.

*uses emo icon and listens to Fall Out Boy*

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

It's about time I scored on something around here!

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus is back from vacation and doesn't totally hate all red-headed witches....

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Well, hello Daddy! I'm getting nowhere with these minions of yours, do you think I could move on up to the big boys?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Bet you could, darlin'. You have a look of someone who either has experience, or wants it real bad. I'm happy to scratch either itch.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

The latter, unfortunately. Draco hasn't been able to seal the deal. But a big strong man like you, I bet you've never had that problem, have you?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Never. Never had a problem sealing it at least five times before the sun rose either.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*jaw drops to the floor*

*regains composure*

Well, I like the sound of that, Big Daddy.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Being undead means never having to worry about a refractory period

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

One of many benefits, I'm sure.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

No need to breathe = oral sex in hottubs.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Really? I've always found you very attractive you know.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Now think about how much practice I've had at applying suction to key areas....

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

...so, uh, your place, then?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Sure. Wear your robes and nothing else. Except maybe some stilettos

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

...I like the way you think.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I like the way you wriggle

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*wriggles for Daddy*

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Back off emo-boy. It's bad enough you won't fuck me, but now you're trying to steal my other prospects?!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Please, like Angelus won't do you both.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Yes, but I need to be first. Er, well, before Draco at least. It's a matter of pride.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Does not mind waiting. It will be worth it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*rolls eyes* Yeah, you don't need to tell me that you don't mind waiting...

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Completely your fault missy!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

You know, Jonathan has always liked you. And he has no problem with a little pain, FYI

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Well, why didn't you say that before? We could have done so much more on AIM, baby.