Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Four days? That's it? *is envious*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*pats Sam* He's just.. exasperating. I know.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Teenagers these days, y'know? Don't understand *real* hardship. Seven frigging *years*, for instance.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I went 17 years wihout!!!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

That doesn't count. This is as an adult, dude.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Maybe this is where I should point out that the adult me (which used to be on this lj but has been so neglected that he hasn't come out to play for weeks) is totally head over hills with Sam and would love to help out on that subject. Actually, judging by the amount of breakfast they have together, it's probably not a problem any longer.

The teenager version? I'll just give you a pat on the shoulder and hope Jack gets out of the infirmary soon.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a good assumption.

Yeah, a pat on the shoulder sounds right, darn it. Otherwise we're going to have so much OMG!Angst that's really not worth it. Plus, Vala will still everything in Sam's room that's not locked down.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. He's a major fangirl of Sam. *nods*

*pats* It's not like I'm very much aware of anything female that isn't Vala. She's got me trained really well.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*makes note to talk to Vala about man-training when she gets back*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*thinks Vala could make a lot of money like this*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*thinks this is a much safer alternative to being a space pirate*

*not that Sam knows about that part*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like you didn't have offers. Narim, Martouf, freaky Ancient stalker guy, Fifth, Janet, McKay.. so I hear. I hear things. Don't hit me.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Okay, in order: Creepy, Confusing, Freaky, No Way In Hell, still working out the details, and Maybe If You Lit Me On Fire.

I won't hit you. I know where the information probably came from. I'll hit him once he's better.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Well, if Jack isn't willing to put out, what about John Connor? Y'know, provided he doesn't laugh at you again.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

He better be ready to put out. *pouts* Right now I think it's more an issue of "able."

Not sure I'm ready to take on Apocalypse Boy again.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Five now! It's the longest time we've ever been apart.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*resists urge to throttle Mitchell*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I miss her!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Would say she's very missable, but doesn't want a return of grumpy Cam.

*pats* She'll be back soon, I'm sure.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Would so hug her if she said that as he's still a nice guy.

*sits and waits*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

She seems like someone who's very missable, Cam.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*hugs Sam and agrees*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*hugs Cameron back*

It's completely platonic!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*Cameron wonders why anyone would think it's anything else*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*Sam concedes this is probably true*