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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

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[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*catches thanks to super sidekick powers*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*must remember to swoon more often*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*carries her four times around the island before returning to the dorms with her*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*swoons again at OMG the manliness of it all*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*is happy he's still carrying her*

*throws her on the bed*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Wheee!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*joins and pulls blankets over their heads*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*OMG goes to work corrupting the hell out of the youth of today!*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*is happily corrupted*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*swoons too!*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

NOES! *doesn't have enough arms*

*throws Vala over one shoulder and rescues John with his other arm*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*flutters eyelashes at Cam*

You're my hero!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Hey! Back-off GoldAss! I've stolen your emo thread here and I intend to keep it that way OMG!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Don't make me fight you, Grandma! I will Rose Nyland on you!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*is turned on that people are fighting over him*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Just stand out of the way and look pretty, BoyToy...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*poses*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*admires... and gets distracted*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*puts a banana peel under your shoe*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

OMG you're not even old enough to have watched that show!

*remembers time before VCRs, microwave ovens, and cable! when once something was gone, it was gone for good!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I AM TOO! I WATCH IT ALL THE TIME.

"Back in St. Olaf..."

LET'S GO GRANNY BLOND STREAK!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

OMG RERUNS DON'T COUNT!!!!

BRING IT ON! I'M OLDER! AND I HAVE MORE INSURANCE!!!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*PUSHES YOUR LIFE ALERT BUTTON*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*looks burly in tights*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*admires*