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[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

ZOMG I was so very close to getting some from my very hot red headed girlfriend and then we get in a fight! Dammit! *Is never getting any* Of course that might be the best thing cause that would make me a literal mother fucker.

Do not even get me started on my daddy issues.

*uses emo icon and listens to Fall Out Boy*

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

You are not getting any because you are not trying very hard. Also? you're gay.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP. Score one for the redhead.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

It's about time I scored on something around here!

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus is back from vacation and doesn't totally hate all red-headed witches....

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Well, hello Daddy! I'm getting nowhere with these minions of yours, do you think I could move on up to the big boys?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Bet you could, darlin'. You have a look of someone who either has experience, or wants it real bad. I'm happy to scratch either itch.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

The latter, unfortunately. Draco hasn't been able to seal the deal. But a big strong man like you, I bet you've never had that problem, have you?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Never. Never had a problem sealing it at least five times before the sun rose either.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*jaw drops to the floor*

*regains composure*

Well, I like the sound of that, Big Daddy.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Look at my roommate! You'd do him too! He's got pretty blue eyes.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Yes, but if I did him, I would not be gay. Me? Girl. You? Boy. Sheesh, what do they teach you in those pureblood families anyway?

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Hey, whatever stops the inbreeding. And OMG play nice or you won't get to lick my hawt tattoo!

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*is distracted by icon hotness* Yes, but gay sex won't result in children. Your mommy wants grandkids to hate.

Lick your Tattoo? Why don't you lead with that next time you're trying to sex me up? That might get you somewhere!

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

*loves Draco!sneer so much* My mommy loves me no matter what I do. Hopefully. For your sake.

I would have before but mun always forgets he has one. *head desk* You like the "Hey baby, check out my ink." approach, eh? Kinky wench.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Well, it won't really matter if you never get around to doing me, will it?

See! Good boy - we've been dating for a month now, and you finally think of giving me a pet name. I like the "Hey baby, check out my [anything]" approach. Come on, be creative, and make sure it involves touching.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Umm, Draco, in AIM convos? I've totally sexed her, also? I've replaced you with her in evil form as my BFF, much love,

-Jonathan

P.S. Hot icon!

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Dear Jonathan,

Thanks for making me sound like a whore in a public post.

~Lily

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Dear Lily,

You're Welcome.

-Jonathan

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

You were fantastic, though - when can we ditch emo-boy and do it again?

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Was so about to ask Jonathan the same thing.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

You were about to ask Jonathan when you can ditch emo-boy?

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

I was going for the do it again thing. I embrace the emo.

[can_be_more]

*applauds you*

We might be able to squish you in the backseat with Vala and Rory on the Vegas roadtrip, if you're up for it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Thanks, doll. I'm in. Let's go.

[can_be_more]

... I almost think this needs to be fanficced.