Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

And that was the quiet time!

[can_be_more]

Well, except for when you did that thing...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Liked that one, did you? Maybe Cam was asleep when I did that...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I think I was having a wet dream at the time...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You probably just rolled over on your juice box.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I highly doubt it.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*awards points for Friends reference*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Enjoy one of the rare moments of me being a catcher...

[can_be_more]

Yeah, that was.... *clears throat* Yeah.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Good to know.

I'll try some new things...later.

[can_be_more]

That would be three days in a row, you know.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Are you worn out, honey?

[can_be_more]

That's really funny.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't wanna be the one to decrease your energy levels...

[can_be_more]

My stamina is in no immediate danger.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

That's because it's only been three days. Once we hit five, you won't be getting out of bed...

[can_be_more]

Promise?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I'm a man of my word. I promise. We'll go for three times in one night soon...

[can_be_more]

Can't say I'm not looking forward to it...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

What will your PK friends say when you have to go back and can't do this all the time?

[can_be_more]

"Wow, she's a bitch."

Are you really bringing that up at FT? I'm going to have to therapize myself again.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to know I'd be missed! And I'll therapize you tonight!

[can_be_more]

You definitely will be. So will your therapization therapy.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I think I might patent my therapization therapy techniques. So I can make millions!