Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Aww, poor widdle Cameron. I haven't had sex in...about that long. I'm not sure. And I know it's difficult.

Yes, that's right. I'm frustrated and horny too, in spite of *GASP* having XX chromosomes.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

We should start a support group?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

We could.

When is Vala coming back? Do you know? Because I'm only stuck like this until Sunday night.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Tuesday. *sighs* I hope, unless she comes back when my player's already asleep. Stupid real life.

I'm thinking lots of chocolate.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Real life sucks.

And chocolate is good. We should have lots, and lots of chocolate.

And candy.

Also? Should be noted that my alter-ego in town is totally not getting any at the moment, in spite of being a former hooker.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I'll steal some from my player, sometimes it does pay to be in a different timezone.

That sucks. My player had to actually NPC some for the other one she's got in town.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Yes, and to be Belgian.

We should make waffles!!!

And zomg, my girl in town got in a fight with her sweet, doting boyfriend-like person (ANGST) but she also flirted with a really hot vampire (oooooh). So she may yet be getting some. Who knows.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

We should. I might do it either tonight or tomorrow evening.

Angst and sex should always go together. *nods* They balance each other out.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*sneakily slips Rory some batteries*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

You and Angela, I swear. It's like you're trying to tell me something.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

You and Angela are using batteries together? Are there pictures?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

No, no, Angela wanted to take me shopping for some sort of battery-operated device. At least, I assume so, since it was in the context of making me tremble on my own

I have no idea what she meant, though. Perhaps one of those handheld massagers? I can see how I would be all buzzy if I were like, leaning on it.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I feel fairly certain it was one of those hand-held massagers. I'm also certain I will regret missing out on that shopping trip.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

No reason why you can't come with! We can make a group expedition of it!

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I do so love field trips. We could say it was for a class project.

Is not currently thinking of Mac teaching a class in vibrator making, because that would not just be wrong but sick and wrong

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

We could. I bet one of the teachers would even sponsor us. I mean, we're just trying to lower our stress levels with massages, right?

That is very, very, very wrong. And I will so not be mentioning this to Mac's player. Because putting ideas like that in his head is Wrong.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Lowered stress levels make for excellent studying. I should know. I make sure to lower my stress levels with my fellow students once, twice, sometimes even eight times a day.

And we all know Mac's player so would not be interested in that sort of thing

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

You must have a lot of stamina stress, then! But how helpful of you, to help out your fellow students.

Oh no, never. He is very serious about this teaching thing, and not at all the sort of person who would actually plan that sort of lesson.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I do so love to help the helpless. I'm known for it, in fact. Acting helpless and pouting makes it even hotter... almost as hot as trying to kick my ass because that's fun too

Does not suggest attempting to get the Tick involved in this lesson somehow

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I know! You're really a saint, Angelus, taking care of people this way. Do you have any stress-relieving techniques you could share? Pouting? I know no one who pouts here.

Good, because that would break my brain.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I have many techniques that I could share, though I'm better at hands-on demonstrations.

Say, Logan's not around. I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you helped me out with something like that. You know, for the good of our fellow students.

Mine too but now I can't stop thinking of it

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Why would Logan mind? This is simply pure, innocent stress relief for the sake of the students! I mean, the boy has jealosy issues, but being angry with you over teaching me something so useful is really pushing it.

This is worse than when Becky was propositioning him.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

If you check Sunday's Emporium thread, you won't see MacGyver buying all the batteries available. Nope. Not one bit. Does not invite you to watch Tuesday's class in the hopes that his students build something ZOMG DIRTY!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I BOTH LOVE YOU AND HATE YOU, FOR YOU HAVE KILLED ME DEAD.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

Especially if you make them naquadah-powered, so they'll last a life-time. He might as Sam Carter for pointers.