I am so oppressed

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Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

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[janet_fraiser]

*ignores your daddy issues and dangles library card*

*starts humming the tune for 'The Creation of Man' from The Scarlet Pimpernel*

*demands that you costume for it*

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*sneers at your taste in musical entertainment*

*starts belting out "My Time Of Day" from Guys and Dolls*

*and is totally wearing the suit. Because he looks very good in suits.*

[janet_fraiser]

*thinks that every second of sneering should count for an extra hour of waiting for the library card*

*is not impressed, and locks card back up*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

*encourages you to file it in an intimate location, since he has no plans to retrieve it under any circumstances. Sob.*

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: Dude, going way too far there.

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((OOC: My apologies. ))

[swerval_zero]

*thinks he should sing "Aida"*

*the Elton John version*

*So he'd better find a backup gospel choir fast*

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*Are you three volunteering? If so, let's do "Little Shop of Horrors" instead.*

[swerval_zero]

*ha ha. ha ha ha. no.*

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*It's because you can't mew the high notes, right?*

[swerval_zero]

*attacks your face*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

*Ah, violence. The last refuge of those deficient in imagination.*

[swerval_zero]

*Has plenty of imagination. Lacks verbality and opposable thumbs.*

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*and high notes*

[swerval_zero]

*clearly you've never seen her band*

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"Josie and the Pussycats"?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*cheers you on* Go for the glasses! The glasses!

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You just want an unobscured view of my crystal-blue soulful eyes.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

No, I want you bruised and battered so I can give you to Lilah as a bribe.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

A bribe for what? You could always tie him up and leave him in his closet for three months with only a bucket for company.

Oh, no, wait...

[swerval_zero]

*goes for the glasses*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Yayyyy! See if you can take out an eyebrow, while you're at it!

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Hey! People aren't allowed to be mean to me in my OWN EMO THREAD! Is nothing sacred?

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* loses the glasses* *flails wildly at his face*

[swerval_zero]

*now seems intent on removing his left eyebrow from existence*