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I need to be therapized!

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil ~~and a little bit gay~~ boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.

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I think everyone should be allowed to have dirty thoughts about our math teacher, no matter what their orientation.

It is the hair. *swoon* And his slide rule, if you know what I mean.

It's definitely the hair. It looks so soft. And I do know what you mean. Do you think he knows how to use it? You know, being skilled in math and all.

Oh yeah, he could definitely lay down outliers on my Y axis, if you know what I mean.

Axis? What does WWII have to do with math?

Well, he's welcome to his own person D-Day on my shores any time he wants.

Just make sure the boats unload in the proper place!

Wait? Cuddy has beachfront property in France and didn't tell anyone? And what are they unloading on these boats?

If I have to explain that to you, you are in so much trouble, Blank. ~~Didn't your pr0n peanut gallery teach you anything?~~

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oatmanspatient.livejournal.com - 2005-10-30 20:17 (UTC) - Expand

Slide rule? What *do* you mean? I don't understand. Why doesnt he just use a calculator like everyone else?

He's old school. He cares about having a hands-on approach. I can tell.

Now I'm imagining an after class hands-on experience. Thank you!

I'm feeling the need for after class tutoring session coming on...

Really? I would think that the head of the scienc club woud be good at Math.

*sighs* Yes, but after class tutoring sessions give us a chance to get him alone. ~~Where no one can hear him scream.~~

~~You're bringing the scarves and gags, I'll bring the hot oils.~~

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mycanonhatesme - 2005-10-30 20:07 (UTC) - Expand

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lisacuddy.livejournal.com - 2005-10-30 20:09 (UTC) - Expand

You can never be too careful about your studies.

Then what are you doing here. Shouldn't you be studying math?

Marty. I'll give you a hint - boys have slide rules and girls don't...

So how do girls figure out advanced calculations?

We know which buttons to press in an emergency situation. You know, plus, minus, square root...

Yes, because being a good...partner means knowing exactly what buttons to press, and how hard to press them.

Mmm, a good... study buddy... knows how to manipulate the equipment properly.

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