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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

Comments

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Make a priority list.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You're so practical, Cam.

I am so telling Aeryn about your crush...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

That was ages ago!

*makes own list*

1. Vala
2. Archie
2. Vala
3. Liz
3. Vala
4. Aeryn
4. Vala
5. Vala
5. Vala

I thought there were more...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

We all know about the supah secret crush on Angelus too...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It involves pineapples and threesomes with Lisa Cuddy.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

6. Major K!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

OMG! The burliness!

[can_be_more]

4, huh?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Cammie has a sekkrit crush on you!

[can_be_more]

*gasp!*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Don't worry about it. It was in Cam's head after the whole swapping identities. Basically, he just babbled around Aeryn because he remembered what John felt. He won't start singing you songs just yet.

And now he's embarrassed in subtext and he'll be hiding for a very long time.

[can_be_more]

Awww. If it helps, Aeryn was totally going to go for Cam at the beginning of the game until John showed up.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

ZOMG! I WILL NEVER TRUST YOU AROUND CAM ANYMORE!

[can_be_more]

Well, he's hot! And that went out the window the second you showed up, honey.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Because no one can resist a southern gentleman!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooo, she did?

*watches non-FH plotbunnies spawn*

[can_be_more]

Well, he looks like her true love and all, whether she knew it or not.

Hehehehe.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*sad, sad cries*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

That Cam is such a meanie!!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*guilts omg*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

YOU MADE CALLY CRY! YOU MEANIE!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE I WAS TOO IN LOVE WITH YOU TO NOTICE ANYONE ELSE!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

THAT'S NO EXCUSE! CALLY IS CRYING!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*pats him* That's my whipped boy!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*rolls over for better patting* *beams*