Naughty School, No Cookie!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

Comments

[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am still all good in this department. A little bit of monogamy is completely worthwhile sometimes.

So yeah, I'll be over here making the most of this while I have it, and trying to convince myself graduation isn't going to screw it all up.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

If we keep avoiding it, nothing has to be screwed up! Easy!

[see-beyond.livejournal.com]

I've gotten as far as making out with Beka without a shirt. That's...progress considering I barely knew what kissing was when I left home. Perhaps, one day, I'll be ready for more.

I really like the kissing though.

[svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha......

Hasn't happened yet and I don't see it happening anytime soon especially since my mun fears getting jossed to hell with the upcoming new canon.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Just a personal preference or no one caught your eye?

[living_endless]

So Jono and I figured out how we can do it without, y'know, him blowing me up by accident.

We just need Jak and Jaime to get out of our way once in a while. Never thought I'd like that Jono's roomie goes off to kill things as a recreational activity.

(A little more privacy, and maybe we'd work our way up to the handcuff thing I hear Jono was projecting about all over Reserves last week.)

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

You need people to get out of your way? That sounds like it's a good time!

[lovemykilt]

I miss Claudia.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

No one else around to help you out? Or just haven't found anyone you like enough?

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I worry that our hotel neighbors might come knockin' on the door an' be like "Hey, stop havin' sex!"

But then I realize we ain't loud enough to get that kind of response, so I'm not worried no more.

[notmyownage]

Please. I totally have better things to be doing with my time.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Such as?

[vanillajello]

I'm getting it enough, and I'm getting variety in level of experience, and I'm getting adorable blushing to go with it. So you know, things are good.

Really, this is about the only area of my life that I've felt consistently satisfied with for a looong time now.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Aww, I so would not have taken you as someone who liked adorable blushers! Kate, you're sweet under all that cynicism!

[knowsnokungfu.livejournal.com]

I'm sort of resigned to still being virginal until... A long way off. Probably about thirty, knowing my luck.

... I'm not really good with girls, and even if I was, I think I'd want it to be the right one, you know?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Awww, a romantic! What happens if you find the right one and you have no idea what to do then?

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

The sex is and will always be fucking amazing, thank you. That's what happens when two people know what they're doing.

It's the other stuff we're fumbling our way through. Not that there is other stuff. Just sex. You know. That's it.

Just for sex. That's it.

[icecoldfrost]

Don't fib when there's a telepath around, darling, it's rude.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

I would squee about it, but then I think that'd scare the everlivin' $&*#!@ outta all of you if I did.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Where else can you squee if not a therapy post?

[glacial_queen]

Still on the virgin side of things. Likely will be until I'm in my 20's, unless I figure out a way around all that.

On the other hand, I've verified that George won't feel pressured if we go slightly beyond kissing. That's good.

...No, I don't understand how teenages males think, why do you ask?

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Viiiiiiiiiirgin! Honestly, Karla, you should just be nicer to people.

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

I've kissed a few people? But, um, nothing more than that. Yet.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Anyone specific you wanna do more with?

[thatsamilkshake]

*cough*

Doing just fine.

Though wishing I didn't feel a little *too* pervy for being interested in ...stuff. Maybe if I let her handcuff me?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I can't see her saying NO to bondage. It's fuuuuuuuuun.

[mississippiqueen]

I am kind of ashamed, people. The level of my availability is bordering on that of a Schwinn 10-speed, and yet the most I've done while not on vacation is pay Tino back for giving me extra cherries.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Yikes! That doesn't mean you're gonna forget how to do things, does it?

[wwiii]

... Still a virgin. Interested in not being one, but at the same time, I'm kind of paranoid that remedying this is going to involve me getting all... flappy, or something.

Look, I don't even know.

[vanillajello]

This is the point where I feel like getting all sultry and suggestive and offering my assistance... But we can't even manage to have coffee without something going horribly wrong.

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

Even if everything else is a bit shit right now, the sex I'm getting isn't. Fucking brilliant, actually.

And no, not admitting there's anything more to it than that either.

[longislandiceme]

Well. At least now I've been on more than one date?

Even if the only ones I've managed here in Fandom have been the five-minute kind.

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

You know, if you can't last more than five minutes, that sounds like a problem.

[justlike_a_girl]

I need to be having more of it! But all my favorite hook-ups have moved away. I suppose I should be looking for new ones.

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

I am not a naughty person! And neither is my girlfriend! Who isn't even in the same state!

Besides, there are... OTHER problems for me.

[furnaceface]

I'm going t'be th'first to step up and point out that if she's yer girlfriend, then she's probably well aware of yer fur by now, mate. I'm callin' "moot point" on the other issues, there.

You are all there.

... So far as I'm aware. I haven't looked inside yer pants, and I don't plan to.

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

*sighs and glares at Mun*

Yeah, still a virgin.

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Do NPC girlfriends count in this? Cause if not then me and Tully are very lonely.

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

They'd BETTER.

Because aside from Amanda, I've been a very very lonely boy.

[loyal-type.livejournal.com]

Haven't been on a second date yet. Not sure what her rules about that are.

[likethegun]

My boyfriend is in New York. :(

It's prom weekend which means he'll be here instead! :)

But we might get kids so we won't be able to spend the whole weekend doing dirty things. :(

I'm going to college where he is, so we might live together, and then we can do it all the time. :)

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Ugh, all of you can just shut up. I'm probably going to be a virgin til I die because of the stupid 'God is watching' crap I have to deal with.

At least my boyfriend is understanding about it. And the kissing and cuddling is nice. Y'know, when he's here.